Long time no see! Whats up?

This is a little test for all you newgrounders. How effective is it?

Well I finally got 'em. Right in the middle of my exploration of Fable 2, which I had been waiting for since its announcement. I have some shit luck. I have am itch for some Guitar Hero though, so I guess I'm whipping out the good old not-dying-due-to-shitty-making-from-a-
shit-company PS2. Microsuck can lick my asshole!

My New Years resolution is to cut down on smoking. I've done some of this already but due to it's health risks I have decided to make an even bigger cut. I was at a pack a day but I cut it down to anywhere between 1/4 and 3/4 of a pack a day. I'm going to cut down to half a pack at the maximum. I'm not trying to quit because I like smoking. I like nicotine. It helps me get through shitty days and what not. I don't actually want to quit. Quitting smoking would be like quitting eating pie. I don't pig out, but I fucking love pie nonetheless. We shall see how it goes.

I recently discovered Our Lady Peace. They are an alternative band from Canada that have been around since the mid 90's and are quickly becoming one of my favorites. Thank you Zerok! I suggest you all give them a listen.

I'm thinking about getting a laptop. Im looking for a decent one for an OK price. I've been told to check out Acer. It looks alright. If anybody knows a better deal, let me know, it would be appreciated.

That's all for now. Peace!

Also Chinese Segway SWAT.

I realized that this will be the first Christmas without ANY grandparents. I liked mine, they were cool. I loved seeing them because all of them loved me and always respected me so much. I was never sad around them but this is the year in which they are ALL gone. No Christmas cards from them, no happy conversations and gatherings. Its an odd feeling. Its an empty feeling. I still have the rest ofmy extended family though. This year will come to a good end, I'm sure of that, but it definitely won't be the same.

The snow melted and got replaced with a thin layer of ice, so no snowboarding. I rang up $300 worth of shit so I could continue doing it because I love it, and of course, the snow melts!

To ruin your childhood, hit play.

Up until this point I have only had the time to occasionally skim through the forums for a few minutes. My life has been hectic as all hell. I seriously must have filled out more job applications than everyone I know combined, plus all the other shit that's been going on, but I'm not getting into that. Point is, I am fucking back. I've missed you guys and I will say now that I am so fucking glad to be back. So a few updates for those of you that know anything about me:

- I did finally find a job. It's union, which is good for the most part. You know, decent pay, benefits, etc. It is manual labor though so It takes a lot of energy.

- I got and broke up with 2 girlfriends. The first ended up leaving because an ex got a divorce to marry her. Funny thing is, she was introduced to one of my friends, ended up falling for him, the dude she was supposed to marry blew his own head off, and now she and my friend have broken up for good and she's miserable. But I think she had it coming. The other one was just a slut and cheated on me so I said fuck it and broke things off. Life goes on though.

So shits normal with me, how about NG?

Also, pics to come soon.

*Edit*

So this is me as of 12/12/2008. Shit's changed again. I'm getting thinner, building muscle, and am contemplating adding soul patch or something to my facial features. And my hair is getting too long so I'm going to clean it up a little. The back of my head needs it most.

The picture in my profile is no longer an accurate depiction of me. I took it all off. Its dead sexy. I should be a model. In fact, I'm starting to fall in love with myself. I'm my own fantasy man, you should see me have sex with myself!

Link probably nsfw, as it contains a massive man.

I'm always seeing the drum rolls,
I'm always listening as the bell tolls.
Roses are red and caskets are cold,
Life is great, that's what I was told.
But nothing could be so very far from true
Other than life, there is nothing more blue.
The sun is always hidden by clouds,
My path is always blocked by crowds.
The noise is always too damn loud,
And the fools are always too damn proud.
But for me this all is nothing new,
I'm a synic, and I know death is waiting for you.

My resolution is not to make one. It will also mark 4 months till my birthday. And the year we get a new President. It also means the Illinois smoking ban will be put into action. Fucking nazis. But then again, I can't drink in a bar anyway. Oh well. Courtesy of 4chan, I present the many moods of Putin, Time's man of the year.

I never thought crocs would be talked about online, even when they were popular in some places. Cellardoor6 has proved me wrong. I thought it was kind of funny that they were brought up again. I haven't heard of them once in over a year. Once they faded out (or were never popular to begin with, as is my area's case) they practically stopped existing. Why people completely ignored how comfortable they are when they went out of style is beyond me. Did anyone else wear these things when they were popular? Do you still wear them? The bandwagon is almost totally empty, and its really comfortable. I'm staying on forever. I need a new pair though, these are getting small.